mandoli slicer

(n) an exceptionally large nose

Dylan has the most eagle-like mandoli slicer I've ever seen in my entire life.

by Thisoneperson November 2, 2007

Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006

Shit slicer

alternate definition of posterior.

Sally has a nice rack and an even nicer shit slicer.

by Jimbojones13 September 1, 2006

turd-slicer

butthole; sphincter

-Dude, you just kicked me in the turd-slicer!

by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

turd slicer

(noun) referance to a (booty) or (butt), glutious maximus.

hey check out the turd slicer on that chick, I'd hit that.

by Hammer1165 April 12, 2006

Slicer sounds

A depressing song that makes you want to slit your throat

Person1: ugh turn this slicer sounds off before I start slicing

by Fighting birds June 28, 2016

Meat-Slicer

A machine that chops up hamburger meat, what did you think it chopped up?🤨📸

Guy:The meat-slicer is broken again, which means no more meat in it
Guy 2:🤨📸

by Ena1010101 March 24, 2022