Zahn is a very extremely hot man who is so masculine that his sperm only makes men. He has a massive cock ( 20 inches soft) and is commonly mistaken as zane. They are the G.O.A.T at basketball and that is a fact that can be changed. There is a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000001 chance in a Zahn being born every century so they are extremely rare.
by Zahn (zane) November 25, 2021
If your name is Zahn u have a tiny pp and have to insult ppl to hide you're insecurities. You smell like ass and have a massive ass dent in your head from when your mother dropped you as a baby. You're probably fat and short too.
you see that guy over there
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly
yeah
his name is Zahn
so his mother dropped him as a baby and he smells like ass
exactly
by eggsandwhich September 28, 2022
Zahne is a name. These people are the best evver. They will judge u tho, but are sweet n nice and are fun to stay around
Its a name, Zahne
by DaButterr May 23, 2022
People think he’s a self centered brat but really he is constantly picking himself apart for all his little flaws. Sometimes is able to get a girlfriend but it never lasts more than a few weeks. He’s the “funny” person in the group but really he’s always sad and constantly has things going on that no one can see.
by Samuel Forth November 8, 2019