The hours of the night between 0300 and 0400, when it is impossible for a woman to say no to sex.
Bill: hey man, did that girl let you smash yet?

Frank: kinda, I got it during the witching hour last night.
by Jsmith318 December 15, 2015
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The time when you're driving down the mountain and it's dark.. But the sky is still blue
I was driving (really stoned) in my PT cruiser down the mountain during the witching hour, last Sunday.
by roofieface November 21, 2016
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A phrase artsy fartsy goth girls use as another term for masterbatin time. Usually before bed or when nobody else is around.

They'll tell you it's when they burn candles and stuff but we all know what's really up.
"You guys need to head out it is getting late. It's almost time for my Witching Hour and I have class in the AM" - Tracy said.
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The hour that the witch next door calls Mother and complains about the bright lights and loud sounds coming from the garage/shop. Although usually a side effect of being a teenager and owning a shitbox, it is not an uncommon heckle for anyone under the age of 26 years to experience. Usually occurs around 9:15 PM.
"Son, it looks like it's getting to be The Witching Hour. You'd better get to a good stopping point before Janice starts ringing the phone off the hook."
by Vintage Translator June 18, 2023
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