A term defining an existing object or concept that violates natural laws and proves its own existence as nullity
Bro, 2017s Justice League is an unholy license.
by Rice rice March 31, 2021
Anal Beads. Used to pleasure the anus, a serious of rubber beads increasing in size (like the beads of a Holy Rosary).
She kept her unholy rosary next the the handcuffs for those nights when it got really kinky, or when she needed to service herself.
by Jake E. Meyer March 30, 2008
Being gangbanged by a party of lifeguards on an otherwise pleasant beach in California. Gender has no relevance within this situation. All butt-holes are raped equally.
The beach has never been the same thanks to the unholy hasselhoff. I now have a fear of drowning in the ocean.
by Pete Lindenfelser September 22, 2008
i have just completed the unholy trinity.. i advise you to never do this.. the unholy trinity consists of three pictures on the internet. #1. tubgirl- an asian female in the bathroom with her anus above her mouth spewing orange enema fluid into her mouth.
#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.
#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.
if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god
if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
#2. goatse- a man stretching his anus at least 6 inches in diameter with his hands. after seeing this look up the 8 stages of goatse online.. they are quite funny.
#3. lemonparty- 3 old men having a gay orgy.
if you see this and ur eyes dont explode and u can still get a boner after.. you are a god
if u masturbate to all 3 of these.. you need to die
a:Dude look at these pics.
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)
Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
(a. sends pics online to his buddy b.)
b:WUT THE FUCK MAN
(b murders a)
Dude have u seen the unholy trinity?
no?
ok good NEVER look at them
by kill me i just saw the unholy trinity September 10, 2006
A unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. A unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
A unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. The unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. When the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about LiLo.
MARIA: "A hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!"
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
ESTER: "I know!!! a guy called Cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat."
MARIA: "whaaaat serioulsy, what tha' hack."
ESTER: "you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood."
MARIA: "Wanna watch Mean Girls Lilo is so Fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you."
by †reptilicus† January 28, 2009
The unholy trinity consists of 3 shock sites, Lemonparty, Goatse, and Tubgirl. These are some of the most vile things that can be found on the Internet, and so are fun to show your friends! If you can masturbate to these images, you gain the conveted Internet ability, immunity to shock sites.
It is said that if you view the entire unholy trinity at one time your eyes will explode into a fountain of blood and brains and that this will be perfered to seeing all three of the images.
by John Argon August 24, 2006
When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain
by That One Guy We Stay Away From April 9, 2017