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Tricon Swift is my bestay
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by clowneria street November 14, 2020
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Swift Kick comes from Cobar, Australia or generally western Nsw. Made by a true blue bogan.
I’m going to swift kick you in the dick so it’s in your guts
by Codi-Sarah August 6, 2019
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kai: sorry im late i was doing swifts mum
charle : understandable shes so hot
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The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.
Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”
by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023
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Has rock hard abs with a ten inch dick gets all the bitches begging him for love
Hoe 1:hey joe can I suck your peen plz Hoe 2:no I want his peen Hoe 3:back off bitch his peen is mine. This is why joe Patrick swift is so hot
by J.. has huge peen October 15, 2019
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