stevie wonder

reference to the blind musician meaning that the person in question is also blind/has poor vision

(after a car crash) who the fuck was driving, stevie wonder?

by vorque January 9, 2009

Stevie Wonders

The involuntary wobbling of the head that one exhibits when desperately trying to stay awake, eg a student in a friday afternoon lecture, or a lorry driver on the M6.

"The trial of the Millennium Dome Jewel Robbers was help up today after Judge Micheal Coombe was spotted having a severe attack of the Stevie Wonders during the defence council's summing up."
(Nicholas Witchell, BBC News; November 2003)

by Liam Casey February 3, 2007

No Stevie Wonder

another way of saying you aren't blind.

I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder

-did you see that?

-no Stevie Wonder

by lilbitofsunshine January 21, 2010

Stevie Wonder

Getting head while playing the piano blindfolded.

"Dude, She gave me the Stevie wonder last night!"
"Really?! NO WAY!"

by plankmaster 5000 October 19, 2011

Stevie Wonder

This is when you cum in both of the girls eyes, causing her to squint and then grab her by the hair on both sides of her head and tug her back in forth in a swaying motion.

Dude last night I totally gave this chick a Stevie Wonder in the face, then I started to sing "I just called to say, I love you"

by Pdot33 February 6, 2009

stevie wonder

when you turn the lights off to have sex with a woman and poke around with your dick to find her...

did you stevie wonder that shit..

by roachjuice August 14, 2006

Stevie-Wondered

Getting killed, in a video game, by a blind grenade throw, especially in Call of Duty 4.

*Upon watching the kill cam.*

Ben: "What?! A blind grenade throw?! I hate getting Stevie-Wondered!"

by imnotyourbro February 15, 2008