Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕
Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!
by JfreaknD June 18, 2022
by MYsTeRious7wiErDneSS May 27, 2022
Monopoly with railroads
by Ballsack Guy February 6, 2020
When you ignite the head of someone. (Reference to the Marvel comic character whose head is always aflame)
by WadeWilson702 March 18, 2016
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
by YahwehTheSlumpGod June 20, 2022
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
by JohnnyBadboy April 17, 2014
The opposite of Ride or Die (being there for someone no matter what, through good AND bad times). A "RIDE AND BYE" friend, is when someone that you believed was a good one, actually turns out to be a "fair-weathered" one. You eventually realize, they always seem to be around for the fun times, but when things get serious (when you often need friendship the most), they are always M.I.A. They're typically full of excuses and unapologetic, because they usually don't feel they've done anything wrong. This kind of friend is sometimes referred to as a "User" or a "Good Time Charlie", who are definitely the "ride and bye" type and NOT "ride or die"!
"I finally realized Lori was a "RIDE AND BYE" type friend, when she never came over to help when I broke my leg, but was always the first person at the door for my epic parties!"
by TonyaMC419 August 17, 2021