Pillow under arse, legs over shoulders. Shrink the fanny, better dicking.

This position is best enjoyed raw.
Cute by name, raw by nature.

By J.Cute
Hey Nick, have you tried the Cute Position?
by The Irish fuck February 15, 2019
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A state where you are making a lot of money from doge coin and getting laid as a result.
Have you tried using doge position to get babes?
by Rose3 May 27, 2021
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A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...
I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. A min to breathe .. I love you
by Whattodo November 25, 2019
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A position where 2 individuals are laying there holding each other while it seems the whole world and problems that may be present disappear and nothing matters at that moment besides the 2 of you . Even on a day when life throws you a disaster that tears your heart open and makes you want to hate .. in this position all that hate , all that sadness will become non apparent and you will find happiness once again ...
I hate everything in my life babe , let's get into our Pompeii position and make it all vanish for just. Amon to breathe .. I love you
by Whattodo November 25, 2019
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When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.
I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!
by EXQDAY November 5, 2023
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When a woman loses her anal Virginity before her vaginal virginity as means of saving herself for Marriage
Sally used the Christian position so God wouldn't be displeased with her and send her to hell
by Billy from it September 20, 2017
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A sex position so odd that it looks like the participants are trying to summon an ungodly monster of some sort.

Alternatively: a kink for experiencing the deep, incomprehensible horror of humanity's inconsequential and powerless position in our universe. Like a knife play kink, but with way more existential dread.
"Man, I knew she was kinky, but I would never have guessed she would want to try reverse quadruple Cthulhu position."

"I told you she was pretty intense before you started dating."

"I know, but I figured you just meant BDSM or something."
by Ultimate_Goober November 28, 2021
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