Bitch, stop lappin' on my balls and start eatin' my dirty onion ring.
by Scott January 10, 2004
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Hairy shirtless man with a massive gut full of onion rings, cheeseburgers, and homemade cheeseburger egg rolls
by Bobandy August 26, 2019
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the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch
damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed
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Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.
Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?
by Andaconda June 30, 2004
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When you want to say "fuck that shit", you just "throw to the onion rings".
1. I don't like miley cryus, throw to the onion rings

2. I don't like justin beber because his voice look like idiot, throw to the onion rings

3. I don't like hannah montana because this is suck and that for children, throw to the onion rings

4. I don't like celebrity picture in this site, throw to onion rings that picture

5. i don't like something like negative to katie o'brien, throw to onion ring of their negative behavior

6. I don't like to find the new face look like, throw to onion ring their faces

7. I don't like that fucking hannah montana movie, throw to onion ring for that

8. Finally, I don't like when find another boyfriend again and again, throw to onion ring for that

9. One more thing, I don't like peyton manning's face, throw to onion ring

PS: I was think if i could tried something new coming, I need to pay attention. This is my pro and con what I feeling like which one is better good face and memory. Check it out

-Matthew Lee
by PeytonManning'sFaceIdiot February 8, 2010
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The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.
Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"
by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 3, 2009
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A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.
I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!
by Ronald Stentwagon May 28, 2012
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