Moses Lights

The instant and simultaneous parting of all motor vehicles on a busy or stationary road when the driver can see the flashing blue lights of a police car or ambulance coming up behind them.

1.Moses held out his hand over the Red sea, and the LORD drove the sea back.
The water was divided, and the Israelites went through the sea on dry ground, with walls of water on both sides.

Hence the flashing blue lights are know as Moses lights due to the power of parting anything ahead of it and driving straight through before the vehicles come back together again.

2.Occasionally on looking in the rear view mirror and being caught off guard by the approaching sirens and flashing lights people have been know to shout "Oh Jesus"..!!!!

by Recudorp October 22, 2013

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Moses Bag

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A Moses bag is a plastic bag which you hang over your gear stick for rubbish.

where do i put this rubbish?
oh u have a moses bag!

my car wouldnt b this messy if i had a moses bag! :(

where would i b without my moses bag!

by MsJ3ep June 23, 2010

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Uber-moses

To be extremely intoxicated; faded

I was uber-moses at Joco's last night.

by Joshua Collins December 12, 2006

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The Moses

Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.

OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea

by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019

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