Hard hat Friday

Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.

Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?

by Lucc07 November 25, 2021

Leaky Hard Hat

resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face

"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"

by SapphireSkyz July 3, 2018

emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.

When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011