great wall of custard

The one, the only Tommie McKernan

Jesus boi, Tommie sure is the Great Wall Of Custard

by Big pine lover November 23, 2021

The great wall of Africa

When a group of females particularly black ones form an impenetrable wall spanning the length of the school hallway

Teacher: why are you late

Students: sorry I couldn't pass the great wall of Africa

by Mr man face person April 24, 2020

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 7, 2019

the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.

Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."

by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017

great wall of china

When a man drops his pants in front of a woman and she smacks his balls so hard they ricochet between his legs.

a means to say no.

Reference: Youtube - Josh Strife Says

I tried to get laid last night, but she gave me the great wall of china.

by Mr Skibs May 16, 2022

great wall of china

A BIG FAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

MASON IS A GREAT WALL OF CHINA!!

by mason101010101010101010101010 November 1, 2018