Everett is so hot
by Therealgang23 March 14, 2017
The greatest person to ever exist even better that Jesus Christ he deserves everyones praise for he is the best human ever Jesus Christ doesn't have anything on Everett he is the 69 god.
by The 69 god April 14, 2019
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by Cool person and awesome November 28, 2018
Ugliest sack of shit to walk the earth. He's the gayest and most possible, smelliest human being to live. Someone please end his donkey misery.
Everett smells like shit
by Mrocker503 November 25, 2013
A man who loves to warm his pubes with pube warmers. He also is missing two ribs and has two extra vertebra in his back for enhanced flexibility. He also has a very large coccyx, that protrudes from his sacrum, he also has a reputation for being the three legged man do to his lucky inheritance. His luscious protrudence is of such immense size that is has a face similar to his own, it smiles when it is warmed by the pube warmer.
He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.
He has a friend that is a midgit pimpy gold miner, with ladies swarming around his gold towers, he is sometimes nice enought to Everett to give him some of his enormous wealth.
by ~thy PwEeNiS~ February 12, 2014
Small town in southern Pennsylvania consisting of bars and churches. Unfortunately, many do not attend the local churches because they're too busy shooting up in the local drug houses. Known for a school district providing sub-par education, many do not complete high school and rather obtain their GED (Good Enough Diploma). The local hangouts consist of Sheetz and the parking lot of the Masonic Temple. One would think that the youth would rather leave, but they seem to stay in order to have multiple children and live off of public assistance or work minimum wage jobs.
by asdfaj August 15, 2008