Wonky Chopping

A word for extreme or first degree gurning.

Brendan: Ian I think these garies are too strong, I'm gurning a lot.

Ian: glad you're having fun, I'm not as bad as you I hope!

Nicola: I. Hope you aren't planning on wonky chopping all day!

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by WordallySmart June 15, 2019

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squirrel chop

When you do the traditional run up to your buddy and while making a karate hand and jam it up between there legs in a reverse karate chop.

Effectively chopping their nuts hence the name squirrel chop

*runs up to buddy*

*Performs squirrel chop*

"Squirrel chop!!!"

You must say this to distract from how weird it is that you just put your hand anywhere near your buddies private parts. Also...don't make eye contact.

Just like below except with an opened hand. 👋

by DragonsBane07312000 January 5, 2019

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the big chop

the transition into a baby gay through the means of cutting one's hair. most gay AFABs go through this.

"yo, did you hear about insert name? yeah, they're going through the big chop right now."

by spider mochi November 26, 2020

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chop cigar

A phat dank cigar, referencing chop, a cigar stuffed with weed and tobacco.

“I’m a pot star, smoking on chop cigars.” -Mazi

by BeaminQuick June 17, 2020

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Chop N Poop

You're doing the lady in the ass and right when you're about to cum, you take out some hedge clippers a chop off your penis then watch her poop it out with all the poopy blood cum.

You can only do the chop N poop once.

by Fullblore November 20, 2021

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