by Dr Helmet’s Mistress December 28, 2018
The Creamy Boatman is when a man performs a traditional style facial upon a male or female partner. Small coins are placed upon the eyes of the cum receiver to pay the boatman Charon to pass the river Dyx. Any smaller currency can be used.
"After doing some Hellenic studies I gave Helena a Creamy Boatman. There was money and semen involved."
by Mr Belvedere June 12, 2009
when a really fat loser has sex with an overly drunk woman. This usually occurs at fraternity parties, it is sometimes taped for fun
by mike labarbara, chris johnson March 5, 2008
by Collins dictionary. March 5, 2021
the act of lying in a bath with a perspex sheet covering the top, while assailants defecate onto the transparent surface rubbing the foeces around with bare buttocks.
by mr bo November 10, 2008
If you don’t get on her good side, you’re fucked, she will literally torment you. But if you’re lucky enough/ enough of a teachers pet, you don’t have to worry and might even benefit, but good luck getting to that point
by Subcount0 June 1, 2022