While sitting in bathtub and you achieve an erection, the tip of your penis can only be out of the water. Then commence masturbation.
by Andy Jackson October 27, 2005
Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.
Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."
by Farry September 19, 2007
a long time ago i read in a book about prophecies that Shackles O Berg would rise to become a great ruler of the world. The author was unknown and it sounds a little made up but something about it made me say it here. this is what the prophecy described... In the years of the 90's will be born a boy. The birth of the boy will cause all waters around him to rise and flood. This boys destiny will become true to him in his late teen years. He will have to take one of two paths, one is full of rewards and friendships, the other full of hatred and hardship. He will have to choose between his own life and his dearest friends, if he chooses his own life over his friends he will kill the friend whos name changes and he who kills will become the great ruler of the world. If he chooses his friends over his he will later die and the prophecy will not be forfilled.... Thats what it said and when i looked it up in some other books it had some more follow up... for the friend whos name changes, the event where you take place will be at the river that ran yellow in acciant times. Friend whos name changes, you must never tell Shackles o Berg about the prophecy it will have grave consiquences. Shackles o Berg is not the rulers real name it is what he picked for a nickname. You may how ever tell all of his other friends so they may beaware of this prophecy... theres abunch of other junk about this prophecy. i am doing my part of the prophecy, now friend whos name changes stay true to your word... you did not have to look in your heart for this one. that was a quote from the prophecy- the main one is " your destiny will become true if you look into youre heart. One who looks outside, dreams. One who looks inside awakes."
by Jack Oland March 17, 2008
Peyronie's disease is a rare condition involving a deposit of scar tissue or plaque in the erectile tissue in the penis, sometimes causing painful and curved erections. A fellow nicknamed Berg suffered from a severe case of Peyronie's disease. As a result, his erect penis had a significant curvature. This gave rise to the somewhat popular saying "bent like a Berg cock".
A football player breaks his ankle out on the field, so he tells the physio "man my ankle's Bent like a Berg cock ".
by Lesra February 1, 2007
A offensive saying that may offend many people. You got Pwned, nOObed, owned, or shanked. Usually for Counter-Strike when some one headshot shanks you. Relating to the Iraqi Beheading incident with Nick Berg. A Threat towards someone by sliding your thumb across you throat like a knife.
Ex. 1
Player 1 : LOL OMFG U JUST GOT BERGED!!
Player 2 : Wtf??!?!!? Berged?
Player 1 : Nick Berg... beheading.
Ex. 2
OHH you got BERGED!!
Ex. 3
I'm gonna Nick Berg you.
Nick Berg.
Player 1 : LOL OMFG U JUST GOT BERGED!!
Player 2 : Wtf??!?!!? Berged?
Player 1 : Nick Berg... beheading.
Ex. 2
OHH you got BERGED!!
Ex. 3
I'm gonna Nick Berg you.
Nick Berg.
by Honginator October 6, 2004
Joppe van den Berg is THE MOST AWESOME Dude in the history of human kind. You think you can find someone that is more awesome, smart, handsome and legendary (and awesome hair)? Good luck with that. Not only is Joppe van den Berg a Master of Legendarieness, he is also the best tennis player in his country and beyond. He’s just to Legendary!
“Wow, who’s that awesome legend walking there?”
“O, you don’t know? He’s the most Awesome person in the world...His name is Joppe van den Berg”
“Yeah, I guess I can tell. He’s so cool!”
“In fact, Joppe van den Berg is cool and beyond!”
“O, you don’t know? He’s the most Awesome person in the world...His name is Joppe van den Berg”
“Yeah, I guess I can tell. He’s so cool!”
“In fact, Joppe van den Berg is cool and beyond!”
by Bob van Westerfoard tot Blob December 30, 2017
by LiL ScOtTy April 1, 2008