1) A nickname for Bill Plaschke, a sports columnist at the Times since 1996.

2) Often abbreviated as "Peli" or "The big bear"

3) To "pull a Peli" is to stay up all night and sleep all day
1) You're just waking up now? It's 9pm. You're such an Andrew Pelisk. Just "pull a Peli", let's start drinking"
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A midget fagat/gay who thinks he gets girls then get rejected and put in a state of depression
That kid is short and gay he must be Andrew mcroberts
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A guy destin to marry his lover and have an amazing house family and future
Nasir Andrews is the best man on earth

Nasir Andrews is gonna be my husband
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The absolute pussy. You never want to meet him. He eat cum filled sandwiches.
He was raised by 2 black men.
He cums in his own mouth
"did u eat my food"?
yea
"ur a Andrew Korotkov"
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The other version of adam and eve as said by Dooson. A couple who met in walmart and were banned from all walmart's for stealing too many lunchables.
Dawson, who stole fruit from the garden? Andrew and Ellen!
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A complete shit-head that was born in Southern Florida in 1979 and now resides in Rockledge, Florida. His is a raging homosexual, a pig fucker and likes to jerk off in corners while watching animals make love.

He has been known to get bukakke'd on at pretty much any public event he attends, and is a damn fine swallower of man jizz. Along with being possibly the worst XBOX player imaginable, he prides himself at his skin flute playing skills.
I performed an Andrew Scott Williams today, I jerked off while a dog was taking a dump and blew my load in my own face.
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To curve in a manner which is confusing
I was like "are you coming to the party" and then he was like "I would love to see you another time". He Totally Andrewed me. I should ghost him, shouldn't I?
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