everyone: who's alch?
me: a person who's bad at Valorant and a kid think he's funny even though he's trash.
me: a person who's bad at Valorant and a kid think he's funny even though he's trash.
by lolololololololololoalolol March 1, 2022
A person who likes valorant and shares his clip but isn't even good at the game nor is the clip worth watching
Oh its an Alchemist#7425
by lolololololololololoalolol March 1, 2022
The pokemon style evolution of a douchebag mixologist who considers himself a hipster wizard whose only trick is turning the money in your wallet into complete dissapointment
Q: would you like to be served by our level 6 Cocktail Alchemist ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
A: Hard no. I have enough trouble with the fucking regular mixologists. What the hell am i going to do with the leveled up version of those douche canoes ?
by Notabeardedvillian December 10, 2021