Southern Belle #1: "Look at this ring my husband bought me!"
SB #2: "That's
nice."
SB #3: "Look at this fur coat my husband just gave me!"
SB #2: "That's
nice."
SB #1: "Why didn't your husband get you anything?"
SB #2: "Well ...he did send me to finishing school..."
SB #3: "Why'd he do that?"
SB #2: "...So I could learn to say THAT'S
NICE instead of FUCK YOU!!!!" :)