Southern Belle #1: "
Look at this ring my husband bought me!"
SB #2: "That's nice."
SB #3: "
Look at this fur coat my husband just gave me!"
SB #2: "That's nice."
SB #1: "Why didn't your husband get you anything?"
SB #2: "Well ...he did send me to finishing school..."
SB #3: "Why'd he do that?"
SB #2: "...So I could learn to say THAT'S NICE instead of FUCK YOU!!!!" :)