Texas Toaster 

A person poops in one side of the toatser, and puts bread in the other toaster slot. both are cooked until both are toasted, and then the poop is spread over the bread and eaten

Abby: What do you want for breakfast?
Kevin: How about a nice Texas toaster?
Abby: Good, I already made several of them

Texas Toaster by convojake February 23, 2011

texas toaster 

To release a silent fart moments before receiving a BJ from a woman you don't care about. When she unzips your pants and flops out your dick, the hot fart gas is released right in her face. If the woman is dirty or drunk enough she will continue with the act, otherwise you didn't care anyway.

Mike: So I gave Jocelin the Texas Toaster last night.

Steve: Oh ya, what did she do after that?

Mike: It didn't even faze her. That dirty ho just kept on sucking!

Steve: Nice!

texas toaster by T-Dogg 63 November 14, 2010

Texas Toaster 

A sexual act that is performed by two people. First the male ejaculates onto a peice of bread and pops it into the toaster. He then fists the warm article into his partner's ass and waits for them to shit it out. It's not complete until they each eat a half of the finished product.

If a girl lets you give her a Texas Toaster... It's love!

Texas Toaster by Pants-off Barrett March 9, 2007

Texas Toaster Strudel 

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening

Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel

Texas Toaster Strudel by DJRoms December 3, 2020

texas toasted 

someone who is roasted so bad they could be served at a 5 star restaurant

“I wanna beat that guys ass!!”

“Yeah!! He has a lot of ass to beat to!!”

“TEXAS TOASTED!!”

texas toasted by Gekixo January 29, 2019