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The Worst state in america home to fat ass redneck fucks who marry their sisters.
"oh your racist you must be from texas"
"your darn tootin"
by applecider6693333333333333333 February 20, 2015
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A state that is filled with obese people, which is where the phrase "everything's bigger in Texas" came from.
Guy 1: Dude, everything's bigger in Texas...

Guy 2: More like everyONE's bigger in Texas!!
by JRON003 December 20, 2010
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1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
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A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.
Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!
by Francis Urquhart June 05, 2013
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State connected to mexico in the United States.
Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
by the_anonymous_one_rules August 03, 2010
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texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....
u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!
by lizze October 25, 2006
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