Testing me

Trying my patience

Stop testing me before I kick yo ass

by Dkgvuvusf March 21, 2017

The lord is testing me

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person

Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.

by LORD OF MURDERRRR January 7, 2022

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

Tasting Menu

A sexual experience where you receive all three courses on offer (Oral, Vaginal and Anal) in a single session. Derived from the a restaurant tasting menu where one receives a sample of everything on the restaurant's menu in one meal.

Dave: How did it go with that Belgian girl you took home last night? Did you hit it?
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!

by lipbalmkwany December 21, 2009

meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.

Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!

by sistasparkle January 6, 2012