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The lord is testing me 

Bruh, My boyfriend got me so fuckin horny. When I get em alone Ima just 😩. The lord is testing me.

In my example it's Boyxnonbinary person
Nonbinary human: one sec... the lord is testing me today.

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount 

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount
im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

Texting me out

Best friend has sent too much info to comment on via text, can't cover it all, but a call would be cool.
Dude, too much catchup in text, you're texting me out. Just call me
Texting me out by cmike June 12, 2026

Tasting Menu 

A sexual experience where you receive all three courses on offer (Oral, Vaginal and Anal) in a single session. Derived from the a restaurant tasting menu where one receives a sample of everything on the restaurant's menu in one meal.
Dave: How did it go with that Belgian girl you took home last night? Did you hit it?
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!
Tasting Menu by lipbalmkwany December 21, 2009

meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.
Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!
meth-texting by sistasparkle January 6, 2012
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026