When a woman places a single breast on the ass of a man. This will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man butter ever. Boob on ass.
Mike: "Dude, I Teriyaki Phonebooked Chelsea last night."
Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."
Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."
Todd: "What the fuck are you talking about?"
Mike: "She put her boob on my ass."
Todd: "Ohhhhh. Nice, Mike."
by Bruce Bartwo August 27, 2011
"I feel sick. Must be the teriyaki asthma again."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
"You mean that awesome series of 7'' compilations C/Z Records put out in the early nineties?"
"Nope."
by JohnnyLurg September 29, 2011
Chicken Teriyaki was the correct full name of the last surviving Japanese kamikaze pilot. He was rumored to always have had a large brown stain on the seat of his Zero Fighter and on the seat of his flight suit. It has been reported that Chicken Teriyaki often adorned his flight suit with a decorative yellow stripe all the way up the back of his flight suit as well.
Dude, I saw Chicken Teriyaki's plane at the big air show and there wasn't a mark or blemish on it anywhere besides the huge stain on the cockpit seat.
by Guest149602 July 1, 2010
John: If you could only sleep with one race of women the rest of your life, which race would you choose?
Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.
Josh: I do only sleep with one race. I'm a teriyaki jockey- win, place, or show.
by Josh Wexler April 28, 2016
Person A: did you hear that Jack and John had a teriyaki fish bowl last night.
Person B: WHAT?! thats fucking vile .
Person B: WHAT?! thats fucking vile .
by anzo_x August 24, 2023
by rberanger November 15, 2011
Teriyaki Jizz Jerky: “I told my man I was hungry so he ejaculated on a strip of teriyaki jerky and suddenly I was full.”
by BeefJerky42 May 12, 2023