when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.
Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.
by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006
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sleep with your ass against the wall! Here comes the turd burgler! Holey fudge packer! Watch your ass! exit only!
by turd swiper July 26, 2003
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someone who steals the fecal matter of another human being as it s exiting the cornhole.

Some terd burglar stole my son's toxic waste, you assclown.
by Shitcornfuckdick January 16, 2008
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terd burglars is a skateboarding crew which hates on other confined skateboarding crews. it is made up of about ten members.
how ya going, do i know you, oh your that dam tb crew, dont talk to me if your not in pfd...... pfft piss off
by quess March 31, 2005
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