PF-Tek

this nickname was coined by & named after a man who calls himself Psilocybe Fanaticus (hence the PF) ....PF-Tek refers to a specific technique for growing mushrooms (hallucinogetic in particular) which is commonly recognized around the world by mushroom growers as the easiest method for growing & great for begginners as is has great steps involved for sterile procedure. In short, the method involves vermiculite, brown rice flour, & canning jars. His instructions are explained & creditted to him on MANY webpages on the internet

Shroomery.org is a website which uses the PF-Tek as one of it mushroom grow guides for it's readers.

by Dave Buckland October 25, 2006

tek-9

Common misspelling of TEC-9, it is not a machine gun and is a semi-auto only pistol.

He wrote "tek-9" but meant TEC-9.

by pimpernel October 4, 2008

ARKA TEKS

A very awesome techno band formed on youtube, mostly famous by reconization from peter chao.

me: dude, did you see peter chao last night?
guy: yeah i did! chaoside motherfucker!
me: well he pointed this band call the arka teks, and i've wanted to listen to it, you want to?
guy: sure!

4 minutes later...

both: i love the world.

by morpheus road October 10, 2010

Tek buddy

Jamaican slang: to have sex

Come tek buddy gyal
Come and have sex with me

by jamaicangyall July 8, 2017

Tek-Fact

When you claim something as a fact but you're actually just spewing bullshit out of your anus and calling it a fact.

Tek-Fact -

Tekniqz - Today at 6:57 PM
its not an attack
its just a fact
o_o

by Telekinetics May 29, 2018

Tek Jansen

The Gary-Stu protagonist of Stephen Colbert's (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, "Stephen Colbert's Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure".

The "novel" is a dig at right-wing pundit Bill O'Reilly's fiction novel "Those Who Trespass" and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.

"Oh, Tek Jansen! You have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!"

by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 12, 2007

Hi Tek

hip hop producer with a unique style, now affiliated with Aftermath. previous work for artists such as Talib Kweli and Mos Def.

Hi Tek produced:

Get in My Car (50 Cent)
Can I Get High (Lloyd Banks)
Back up Offa Me (Talib Kweli)
and many more

by Bofa May 12, 2005