pull a Tatis

When a middle-aged man married for longer than 7 years gets sex two nights in a row. This is as rare as Fernando Tatis hitting two grand slams off of Chan Ho Park in the same inning.

The converse of this is "going Chan Ho".

With his kids spending the weekend at their grandparents' house, John was able to pull a Tatis.

by Longhorn17 January 4, 2010

Tatis Jr

Future goat of the MLB he may be overrated now but he is a future top 3 player in the league.

Story or tatis? Tatis DUH
Casual MLB fan: Funniest player to watch?
Me: Tatis JR!

by Lakersin4 January 28, 2021

Tati Westbrook

Some slag that James Charles pissed off and she got loads of subscribers from it.

Twat 1: “Oh my god who’s that?”

Twat 2: “Some bitch called Tati Westbrook who got subs by complaining about bummer boy James Charles.”

by Some Plonker May 26, 2019

Hot Tati

While performing sexual intercourse, the couple gets into the 69 position with the Male on top, Whilst getting head the Male begins to defecate on the Female. Maximum effectiveness is achieved when having drank and ate taco bell the night before.

Friend 1: I totally hot tati'd that girl i took home last night
Friend 2: *high five*

Friend 1: The moment she looked into my eyes i knew she wanted a hot tati
Friend 2: Now thats true love

by P3ps! November 27, 2009

Fernando Tatis jr

Mlb shortstop, most attractive baseball player, batflips to the moon.

Non-baseball fan: Woah who's that?
Baseball fans: Oh, thats Fernando Tatis jr, the future best shortstop in the game and arguably the most attractive mlb player.

by mlb1030 February 25, 2021

Tati from iFunny

Otherwise known as Unaligned, or to some other folks, talka2mucha. Tati is a strong independent female, firm in her beliefs based off a well known science fiction book known as “The Bible.” Tati has pledged herself abstinent from the Devil’s dirty work of intercourse until finally wedded under the grace of God. With cute ass eyebrows and a friendly disposition, you can find Tati feeling her outfit or searching for her next Omar.

Tati from iFunny: 🙈

by SophieAmiable April 11, 2019

James Charles vs Tati Westrook

These to are fighting over something true to the heart. Tati has been building a company from the ground up and has been working hard. Then James is a gold digger a that only cares about money. at coachella when James found out that he can make good money from sugar bear hair he throw his friendship with tati ti the dust. he always gets what he wants tati thought he would grow out of it but he did not and now james is using his acting skills to fake care to make up there friendship.

omg they took my money thats a James Charles vs Tati Westrook.

by hsgodyg May 13, 2019