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Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
Tannerism by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

Tannerize 

To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."

Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."

Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."

Tanner: "Fuck you man."
Tannerize by Hardparty May 21, 2009
Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Note: not to be confused by the Anti-Mormon institution; one of the newly placed rules of Tannerism dictates that true followers must exhibit respect towards Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he recently converted to Tannerism- that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
Tannerism by AYCRGB March 15, 2019

tannerandemilyday 

i tannerandemilydayed all my guests at the party.

tannerite 

Tannerite is a (binary) explosive used primarily for firearms practise ...

it is exceptionally stable when subjected to less severe forces like hittin it whit a hammer or when its dropped its supplied as 2 powders wich are combined to produce the explosive
the explosive will not be sold to just anyone but the 2 powders will so when you get your hands on the powders you got yourself some lega tannerite ( as long as its used for personal use)
it should detonate when shot by a high-powered rifle.
Small caliber rimfire or slow moving pistol ammunition will not initiate a detonation.
there are alot videos circulating the net with tannerite being shot (in slow motion)
1:I just seen a wicked youtube movie of tannerite exploding in slow motion !!!
2:hehe we placed the tannerite at there car shoot it and watch the firworks
tannerite by YioYin September 3, 2007

tannering 

tannering myself in the corner
tannering by landry arthur November 3, 2007