Tang Poo

An indicted, shit-for-brains former US President with a grotesque orange hue. He is the laughingstock of world politics, shunned by every living former President for obvious reasons.

Tang Poo thinks he’s God’s gift to the White House, but he’s been indicted six times and counting already. You can’t run a country from the federal lockup.

Tang Poo by The Real Canadian September 5, 2023

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Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering nicknames for the newly indicted Donald Trump, this is the newest and perhaps funniest. Named for a tasty orange drink and whatever goes down the New York City sewer system, Tang Poo is so named because of Trump’s orange skin and the fact that he has shit for brains.

Republicans are so stupid that they would bring Tang Poo back into the White House if they could. The last I heard, you can’t run a country from the federal pen.

Tang Poo by anonymous September 4, 2023

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Tang Poo

If there aren’t enough unflattering but accurate names for a certain indicted former US President, this is the latest and perhaps the funniest. It’s a combination of a tasty orange drink mix and something that you see and smell in the New York City sewer system.

Tang Poo is trying to be President again. He should know that he couldn’t run a country from the federal lockup - where he might end up.

Tang Poo by anonymous September 4, 2023