take my talents to South Beach 

Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.

Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.

LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.

take my talents to South Beach by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach 

Masturbation. A generation-Y inspired euphemism for masturbating. Inspired by the ego-driven, hour-long announcement by LeBron James indicating that he was signing with the Miami Heat.

Rather than spend more time trying to bring the hot girl from the bar home with me, I decided to take my talents to South Beach and take care of things myself.

Take my talents to South Beach by sexual napalm July 12, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach 

To fuck someone over. Inspired by the narcissistic and disloyal NBA all-star, LeBron James when he decided to take up an hour of primetime TV to announce he'll be signing with the Miami Heat.

Don't make my take my talents to South Beach and not pick you up from work today.

Take my talents to South Beach by yusef1103 July 16, 2010

Take My Talents To South Beach 

In honor of King James' departure from Cleveland, "Taking My Talents To South Beach" is now a new euphemism for taking a dump.

LeBron: After my last game as a Cleveland Cavalier, I proceeded to go home to take my talents to south beach.

Take My Talents To South Beach by sad clevelander July 10, 2010

Take my talents to South Beach 

Another term for taking a dump. Modeled after Lebron James' announcement he was leaving the Cavs.

If you will excuse me I just ate a ton of food so I am going to take my talents to South Beach.

Take my talents to South Beach by oxenteam February 20, 2011

Take my talents to South Beach 

When someone of great skill decides to change their location to play for a better team, company, etc. This was started by LeBron James in his televised decision special when he announced he was going to Miami. It usually thought of as a very douchy and selfish move and does not necessarily have to be about moving to Miami. Can also be used as a euphemism for taking a crap.

After giving it a lot of thought, I've decided to take my talents to South Beach.

Hey man, you got any toilet paper? I need to go take my talents to South Beach.

Take my talents to South Beach by guitar12988 July 28, 2010

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach 

The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.

Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"

I'm going to take my talents to South Beach by blaze1984 July 11, 2010