"If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
A place full of aqueducts and rolling California plains. The absolute worst place ever. Outside of Bakersfield in all its grandeur. You can go to Taft College and get gas vouchers to help you afford the awful drive. They offer a partial scholarship to any applicant. The closest thing to fun is a murky lake chalk full of Mexican immigrants. 30 miles from the closest suit and tie. All you will find here is poor retirees, and oil field workers.
"Hey ma, are we home yet?
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
"Ye son, just look at the sign up ahead."
Sign reads, "If ya lived in Taft, yeeed be home by na."
Real sign. Real people. Taft, California
by Vizzl3 February 12, 2009
by Stinky Willard August 12, 2021
a bullshit place in connecticut overrun by a bunch of piss-drinking, unshowered, inbred wasp taints.
by the one who knows March 5, 2004
There All Fuckin Tweekin. small town outside of bakersfield ca. populated mostley by illegal wetbacks and crackheads
by neilnbob June 18, 2009
referred to like a stallion; a tall and handsome man. typically Sicilian. Usually spoils other people... especially the ladies. Also usually carries wads of cash and has money in the bank. Drawback is the large ego that comes with being a Taft.
by redddd headdd February 4, 2010
by Prandeh January 22, 2004
A New England prep school in Watertown, CT. Considered among many who also apply to competitive schools such as Deerfield, Hotchkiss, Choate, St. Pauls, Andover, and Exeter to be second-tier or a "safety school." An extremely one-sided rivalry exists between Taft and Hotchkiss. Hotchkiss students don't think much about Tafties while Tafties hate Hotchkiss, largely due to the fact that 82% of the student body was rejected from Hotchkiss.
Joey insisted that even while he had been rejected from Hotchkiss, Taft was his first choice all along.
Being the clever, intelligent, and respectful students they are, Tafties typically vandalize statues on the Hotchkiss campus or hijack admissions tours for an annual prank.
Being the clever, intelligent, and respectful students they are, Tafties typically vandalize statues on the Hotchkiss campus or hijack admissions tours for an annual prank.
by Joe1827 June 10, 2008