Pronunciation: /ˈtaktək(ə)l/ /SHit/
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
The act of intentionally vacating ones bowels at an opportune moment in order to gain a some sort of strategic or tactical advantage rather than just because you have to.
Greg:I took a tactical shit right before I showered to make sure that I don’t have to poop after I got clean.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
Throckmorton: I once tactically shit myself to get out of jury duty.
by Yuoa’re Mother March 9, 2020
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Stu: "Mate you were in there for ages, are you OK?"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
James: "Yeah man, I was just having a tactical shit after too much meat, I feel on top of the world now!"
by MissS8 August 8, 2014
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Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
Get the Tactical Shit mug.Francis: “Hey Florent are you sure you want to finish all that beer tonight? Tomorrow you have to work right?”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”
Florent: “Don’t worry, I have the morning off, so I can go for a tactical shitface.”
by Edy Francis December 3, 2017
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