Taco Slap

to forcefully hit another person in the face with the lips of your vagina, leaving a taco-like print on the face of the victim. much like a mushroom slap, in female form.

Alex, im going to taco slap you so hard, you will carry around a taco everywhere for days...if you don't do what i say!

by kaalbe June 11, 2011

Taco Slap

The female equivalent of tea-bagging.

"Noob: Stop tea-bagging me.
Player 1: I'm a girl. I'm taco slapping you.
Noob: *Rage Quit* "

by Kyoei June 12, 2012

Taco Slap

to slap someone's burrito looking ass

dude did see javier just taco slap squanto, shit was raw

by mjwalker04 December 9, 2009

Taco meat slap

When a male of any species takes a 5 pound exercise ball and repeatedly slaps the coochie until it slides in. No lube is allowed and neither party can be shaved.

My cunt hurts after my boyfriend taco meat slapped me.

by Thelilboy April 4, 2019

Taco Slappin'

The rythmic grinding together of two snatches.

Paula and Brittney sure made a great film "Taco Slappin'".

by Fishfry December 15, 2008

Tacoslap

When your at taco bell and you buy a taco for yourself and ask your friend if they want anything and when they say no you buy it anyway and slap them with it.

Hey Preston do you want a taco man?

Preston: no

:Pulls around to drivethrough window, gets taco bag. Opens it. (Preferably softshell with lot of sour cream) and commences in an outrageously hard splatter tacoslap.

by hedonedidit January 11, 2011