Tabor's Law

The corollary to Poe's Law. Poe's Law is invoked when a parody of fundamentalism is believable enough that it is taken as a legitimate example. Tabor's Law is invoked when bona fide fundamentalism is so outrageous that it is taken as parody.

I think Answers in Genesis is hilarious. For the longest time, I thought it was a parody site. That's Tabor's Law in action.

Tabor's Law by BibleBeliever3000 September 19, 2012

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Tabor's Law

When an atheist is losing an argument with a Christian, the atheist will always accuse the Christian of joking or not being serious.

Christian: Stop dodging the question! We all know that, right down in your heart of hearts, all atheists secretly acknowledge Jesus as Lord and recognise that the Bible is 100% fact.
Atheist: I genuinely cannot believe that you just made such a f**king idiotic statement. Please tell me you're joking.
Christian: I call Tabor's Law on you! You know you can't defeat my arguments, so you're trying to claim I'm not being serious - the oldest trick in Satan's atheist handbook!

Tabor's Law by I heart Huckabee February 8, 2008

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Tabor's Law

Some retarded phrase coined up by a trolling idiot.

"I call Tabor's Law on you!"

"Tabor's Law isn't an actual term, you idiot."

"BAAAAAAWWWWWW"

"Aw, did I upset you because of how stupid you are? Quickly, someone call the WAAAHHmbulance."

Tabor's Law by The_Nobody February 28, 2008

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Tabor's law

A feeble attempt by inept Bible-humping Christians to claim victory. When someone with common sense points out their nonsense, a Bible-humper will say that pointing out the truth is like giving up. Anyone who isn't a gigantic dipshit can see the faulty in this, but Christians were never known for their logic.

If you see someone claiming Tabor's Law, they're a moron of epic proportions. Feel free to make fun of them and pee on their shoes.

"The Earth is flat because the Bible says so!"

"That's retarded, a little research will find that to be false."

"Tabor's Law, I win!"

"No, you're still a retard."

"HURRRRRRRRRRRR"

Tabor's law by Elephant Bones February 29, 2008

Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

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