two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

by FiremanPhil May 15, 2008

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

by My Ninja January 08, 2012

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

by heynow_1 June 25, 2010

Two Scoops

When two people have multiple orgasms. Usually having to be scooped out afterwards.

Can also be used for more than two, ie three four five even six scoops.

That was crazy, I just finished again, looks like you got Two Scoops.

Damn we've been at it for hours looks like we had Four Scoops.

by Two Scoops and more May 05, 2022

two scoops

an enormous ass that looks like two huge scoops of ice cream. An ass so big it makes using an escalator virtually impossible

Look at two scoops trying to fit that ass into her Escort.

by heynow_1 June 30, 2010

Two scoops

adding emphasis or compounding an existing feeling or observation.

Guy #1- What the hell is wrong with that quiet guy who sits in the back cubicle?
Guy #2- IDK? but he's looks like two scoops of "I shoot people in the work place".
Guy 1#- We better get him a Snickers ASAP!

by PoopyStroupie August 29, 2008

Two scoops

1. The fine power at the bottom of a bag of marijuana. Named for it's ability to be 'scooped up' by a bong-bowl.

1. J: "Bro, you wanna smoke a bowl?"
M: "Two scoops!"
J: "Shoot!"

by CTSR November 24, 2005