When you get drunk enough to take a disgustingly fat girl home who's willing to do anal, but her buttocks smells of death; so you grap a towel, get it moist with warm water, insert the towel into the cheeks and remove.
by jimboseph April 06, 2011
Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
by kirra board mad dog March 22, 2010
by Cookie82 November 26, 2013