The Vid

A cool way to say Covid-19 (Coronavirus)

Shit don’t go near jimmy, I hear he caught the vid

by Chewie316 March 16, 2020

The 'VID

Slang for COVID-19, a disease caused by a highly infectious virus known as SARS-COV-2. The 'VID tore around the world in a global pandemic in 2019-2020.

The 'VID makes people act like absolute insane assholes while it kills their unhealthy and older relatives.

Apparently, the 'VID also causes government leaders around the world forget how to manage a pandemic or listen to epidemiologists.

John: Man, the 'VID outbreak is making everybody crazy. I can't find a single roll of toilet paper, thermometer, or face mask.

Jane-Z: I don't care, John. I just don't want it to ruin my Spring Break 2020. It can't stop me from partying...

John: *On a ventilator after catching the 'VID from Jane-Z*

by Secnomancer April 1, 2020

The Vid

Kevin Hart's version of COVID. Only to be used for people with sense of humour.

Kevin Hart: You good bruh?
Me: I got COVID.
Kevin Hart: You got The Vid?? The Vid?? You got The Vid bruh??

by theclevername April 20, 2021

The Vid

A shortened version of Covid 19 meant to be more scary since it sounds like Aids

"That bitch got the vid I ain't goin no where near her"

by Alllllllanoars December 4, 2020

The Vid

The Vid because it the closest virus to aides. The Vid is a short nickname of the Coronavirus of 2019. Also other nicknames are known as Rona and Covid.

The Vid was mentioned in Kevin Hart comedian show on "Zero F**cks Given".

Other definitions of coronavirus 2019 can be found on the CDC gov website.

"You got the vid man?! F**ck!"
"F*** ck, he's got the vid!"
"Who the f**ck brought the vid up into this house?!"

by navyblue007 March 10, 2021

Offering to the VID

That one person in the family (Usually the oldest child) that always tasked to go get groceries during the COVID pandemic.

John: I must be an accidental child.
Kyle: Why?
John: I'm always the Offering to the VID...and for what? A pack of gum and two bags of raw french fries.

by Vincylicious Bro September 19, 2021

The C-Vid

The face you make when in contact with a female, also known as "the rapist face". It is when your mouth is half open and eyes are half closed while head bobbing. It must look creepy.

While sitting with his arm around Emma, Arie's face looked like The C-Vid.

by Biker12 May 23, 2011