the ever

calling something not the best, not the worst, not anything

1:
"dude... that game was the ever..."
2:
"check out this video"
"the ever"

by thomas1235 November 28, 2023

beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010

On the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard

v. to be out getting drunk on gin. In order to catch the crafty fox from French folklore one must visit drinking holes and order large gins as this is most likely where the gentlemanly vulpine will be found. Of course he is a devious creature and extremely difficult to find so many establishments will have to checked and lots of gin will have to be ordered. The meaning is similar to chasing the dragon. (There is always a risk that while you are rolling around on the floor of some dive enveloped in Mother's Ruin that Monsieur Renard will be at your house seducing your wife) This course of action is highly inadvisable.

"I have a day off tomorrow, it should give me an excellent chance to get on the trail of the ever illusive M.Renard"

by Alistair Drummond February 28, 2005

what the fuck ever

Used when you think you are tottaly right, end of story.
Also spelled, whatthefuckever.

While reading any literature(including text messages)or listening to a voicemail, pausing to scream Whatthefuckever in outrage.

While debating what the fuck ever may be added at any time to show confidence.

by hAshley September 7, 2005

hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine

your behind or your ass.

in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.

by Sexydimma October 17, 2013

ever the

saying something you're not

like I'm not broke. Or I'm not your sister

ever the broke
ever the sis

by fLyingpancakd July 17, 2017

the greatest ever

when your girls better is better than the better of any other girl.

my girlfriend, Colleen, is the greatest ever.

by Mikey940 April 16, 2008