fall up the stairs

a phrase used as a roast. commonly used when being a bae snack.

caroline: why don't you just fall up the stairs
larkin: fall up the stairs? ok?

by HAWTMUFFIN MRS SARTORIUS February 26, 2018

Stair dumper

A most vile habit where a person removes their pants and leaves a dump on the top of their friends stair case and then leaves it overnight for the friend to clean up.

"Jono Whitby had a dump on his mate stairs"
"Ew, What the fuck. He is a right stair dumper"

by ws1992 December 13, 2011

Alannah stair

A stair which goes in both directions.

The second floor is served by an Alannah stair which provides access to the sitting room and study.

by Chocolate Hobnob August 23, 2021

the down stairs glove

Used to stop pregnancy

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove

by Qarti January 5, 2023

Fat Stairs

The heavy breathing you get from when you go up a flight of stairs

Damn those fat stairs

by 23savage December 19, 2016

Stair-window

Fuck you, Tim

It's a stair-window, Tim. For fucks sake.

by Taacos April 3, 2019

Down Stairs in the attic

Somebody strange or odd.

Or somebody who's a funny type of weird

wow isn't Jamie a down stairs in the attic?!

sometimes you can be such a down stairs in the attic ! LMAO

by penguin5225 September 4, 2018