The physical act of self penile stimulation with the use of one's five phlanges (fingers).
Jeff's been single for a while so he's all about the five finger ballet brah.
by jhwalkerphoenix February 21, 2010
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hayley williams and taylor swift. it's them. it's literally them.
Wow, did you see that performance that Hayley Williams of Paramore and Taylor Swift did last night? Yeah, they were literally the definition of "she was a punk and she did ballet"!
by ferris is gay March 1, 2021
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A slang for "grand battement": a ballet move similar to standing high kick.
We can rarely see ballet kicks in WWE.
by Drango777 November 29, 2016
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The sweetest person in he world who is adorable, graceful, and in charge. She doesn’t let anyone boss her around because she is a queen bee. She is intelligent and knows more than two million inspiration quotes. There is no stopping this muffin queen.
Annie the ballet muffin ” means that the person is so cool and lit and an overall greacful person
by Evie dett May 24, 2018
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The muscular sexy butt that is common amongst ballet dancers.
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The unique bouncing and tumbling body moves that happens when your in a high speed motorcycle accident after hitting something solid that's low to the ground. Road rash dance!
Everybody gasped as we watched the reckless scooter driver doing the "asphalt ballet" without a helmet!
by Kevinkwik November 30, 2016
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A sport that everybody who is not a dancer thinks it’s easy and not really a sport when really it is like 1000x harder than football (I know this cuz I’ve played with my friends who are boys) and leave your legs feeling numb and your hips super fucking sore
Non-dancer: “Ballet is like the easiest thing ever.”
Dancer: “ oh really? Try taking a class with me.
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