Swyatt 

The Swyatt, known by its scientific name Swyattus Farticus is Native to the United States. Swyatts can commonly be found at the the local shoe store sucking on shoes and trying to hit people repeatedly with random objects. Without a diaper they are known to poop and pee on anywhere. They are known to travel in large herds...often trampling each other to death on their crazed search for boobies. Swyatts are known to migrate thousands of miles to suck on the dirtiest shoes they can find. The Swyatt is an excellent hunter and is well adapted to finding things it should not put in its mouth and putting them in his mouth such as dog poop, dog food and cat food just to name a few.

Jon: "Did you swing by the shoe store today?"

Everett: "Yea, the place was full of Swyatts sucking on shoes.I had to leave."

Swyatt by Swyatt July 6, 2019

Swatting 

Swatting is an internet prank/crime where someone finds your address either through your IP or because your name and location is known.Then they call 911 anonymously and report a fake emergency.Ex,someone can call and say that someone at that address is being held at a gun point or someone is going to commit suicide and a SWAT team would be dispatched to the address.

Its becoming a trend,it is only a matter of time before somebody gets killed.Anyone caught swatting could face serious charges — even federal charges for abusive 911 calls, false alarms or reports and then unauthorized use of telecommunications.

I got swatted yesterday by some hacker on the internet.Swatting should be stopped,its not funny.

Swatting by Droct August 27, 2014

Swatted 

When someone calls in a make-believe hostage situation or other major offense that would need to be handled by a SWAT team. Mostly done to streamers mid broadcast or other famous Youtube/Twitch celebrities.

The SWAT team busted into his house and arrested him live on stream. He was swatted.

Swatted by Nick 2014 September 3, 2014

Twat Swatter 

When a girl stops another girl from getting her game on. (The female version of a "cock blocker")

Invented by Dane Cook, said it in his may 2008 show in vegas

"I was going to get with him! You need to stop being such a twat swatter!"

Twat Swatter by enhoJ August 17, 2008

Swatting 

Swatting is the act of obtaining a streamer's personal information through various means, and then using the info to report the streamer as a potential terrorist, therefore deploying a SWAT team to the location. Although some mofos find this funny, it is only a matter of time before someone is killed because of someone's twisted sense of humor.

Adam: Dude, I heard you got raided by the police yesterday. What happened?
Nicholas: I got swatted. Seriously, swatting isn't funny, people.

Swatting by JayPlaysBeamNG December 26, 2018

Cum Swatting 

The act of jizzing straight up and then slapping it out of the air towards your partner's waiting face.

Similar to a little league coach giving his team fielding practice, except with semen instead of a baseball.

"I got totally cum swatted last night"

"Pat's ample ejaculatory power and excellent hand-eye coordination make him a cum swatting master"

Cum Swatting by The_PZA November 2, 2009

swatting 

A goal achieved by hacking where the hacker tricks 911 systems into deploying SWAT to an unsuspecting victim's home under false pretenses.

A new cyber crime called "swatting" is capable of putting people in danger from SWAT in there own homes by strangers thousands of miles away.

swatting by neoeon January 7, 2008