1 definition by Swyatt
The Swyatt, known by its scientific name Swyattus Farticus is Native to the United States. Swyatts can commonly be found at the the local shoe store sucking on shoes and trying to hit people repeatedly with random objects. Without a diaper they are known to poop and pee on anywhere. They are known to travel in large herds...often trampling each other to death on their crazed search for boobies. Swyatts are known to migrate thousands of miles to suck on the dirtiest shoes they can find. The Swyatt is an excellent hunter and is well adapted to finding things it should not put in its mouth and putting them in his mouth such as dog poop, dog food and cat food just to name a few.
Jon: "Did you swing by the shoe store today?"
Everett: "Yea, the place was full of Swyatts sucking on shoes.I had to leave."
Everett: "Yea, the place was full of Swyatts sucking on shoes.I had to leave."
by Swyatt July 7, 2019