Swine Fluke

Using the new swine flu pandemic as an excuse not to be somewhere, like school.

Jeremy: Hey nig why weren't you at school?
Zack: I had swine flu.
Jeremy: Oh, you mean swine fluke you pussy.

by Justin Duong May 6, 2009

Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009

swine fluke

When someone is not feeling well or is home sick and another person tells everyone that they have the swine flu when they really dont.

John: "Betty stayed home today with a sore throat"
Natalie: "No I heard she actually has swine flu."
John: "No way! are you serious?"
Natalie: "No I am just spreading a swine fluke to scare everyone."

by BV4 May 6, 2009

swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.

Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.

by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009

swine fluked

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

by slim_berry August 20, 2009

swine flue

flying pig,

"you can have that twenty quid back nexed week mate" "yeah and pigs can fly" "i know that swine flue right over my head"

by ooligist May 2, 2009