A Redneck Swimming Pool is a pool of water in the bed of a pickup truck used by rednecks to bathe in.
Toothless Joe didn't have enough money to get his own private pool so instead he filled his pickup truck with water and used it as his own private pool. In other words, he made his own Redneck Swimming Pool.
by Cazaam October 28, 2014
by danster4286 April 16, 2020
by Name of the Feather January 17, 2009
by danster4286 April 16, 2020
When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.
see also Chlorine Eyes
see also Chlorine Eyes
by Reghan Moselle February 5, 2011
When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.
Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.
Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?
Elliot: I dislike the Shape.
Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog
by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011
Nathan: Hey Jason, what’d you do while you were in Hawaii?
Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
Jason: Oh man, I got drunk as shit and went for an Idaho swimming pool.
by Clowns Clowns Clowns August 15, 2022