Swifty

To bullshit to extreme lengths. One who continually resorts to bullshit for attention.

He told us his new car was a porsche. Bit of a swifty.

by Sekt March 22, 2003

Swifty

A person who gets sexual pleasure from acting like a human swifter dust mop.

I'm a swifty. I really get turned on when I sweep the floor with my body like a human swifter.

by Mindfreak 2099 January 1, 2021

Swifty

When you pull your panties down and shit on the floor.

that ratchet Girl pulled a swifty and shit on the kitchen floor.

by Jimmywiggle44 April 9, 2021

Swifty

noun. a man of courage and intense gaming skillz, usually a subject of a song written about drugs

The song about Swifty is complete! Let's go eat weed!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

Swifty

A person that is very good at basketball and gets bare pussy

You're a swifty.

by cloutgangshit September 22, 2017

Swifty

the absolutely, undisputed king of all caretakers. Glastry is truly blessed by his presence

"Hey did you see Swifty?"
"No, why?"

"Near ran me down with that we floor cleaner of his!"
"Legend!"

by FussiestApe October 17, 2019