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When someone shits their pants and then they go on a Segway
I just had a Swegta shit
swegta by Strangest Things February 13, 2017
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Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

Justin From Swegtalk 

First off first off hold up hold up hold up motherfucker hold up hold yo ass real quick, first off, 2 years in the fuckin' marines, second off you ever mention my first born daughter again, I will personally fly over there and rip your fucking heart out and shove it up your ass ok?
Lol remember how Justin from Swegtalk got butthurt over a joke and made a death threat?

swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty

The action of coming for that booty knowing that you will get rejected.
guy: swigitty swooty i'm coming for that booty.

girl: don't waste your time.

guy: k

Swagitude 

A bitchy person with confidence, swagger and attitude.

A fashionably dressed individual with confidence and swag.
Damn, there's no need for all that swagitude;
Calm down with all that swagitude;
Swagitude by Whore-able_&_Adorable February 2, 2018

Sweitzer 

A totally cool person because there last name is sweitzer.
Phil:Hey whats your last name?
Amira:Um sweitzer.
Phil:YOUR MY NEW BEST FRIEND
Amira:YAY!:
Sweitzer by AMIRAA!!!!!!!!!! January 19, 2009