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Swedish labyrinth

Aka Ikea, the place where you can't find the exit, because there's too damn many people, and the layout is designed to empty your wallet/purse.
Jason: What are you up to this weekend?
Josh: My girlfriend and I are going to the Swedish labyrinth to look for a new armoire, or something to store our shit in.
by Ludditeright January 27, 2014
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Swedish Labriynth

The act of a man placing his penis against a straw, with the other end of the straw stuck into the lower eyelid of their partner. The man then ejaculates into the straw, resulting in a Swedish Labyrinth.
"Bro I gave her a Swedish Labriynth last night.."
by Some Norwegian Guy November 25, 2011
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