superior, wi

A town in which the bar-people ratio is almost even.

guy -"so we are in "superior, wi" should we drink some of the freshest purest lake water in the country?"

other guy - "lets just go to this bar here"

by VinyL BankZ January 22, 2011

Superior WI

The greatest city in the universe, hence the name “Superior.” People in Superior think they are better than you. They can out drink you, out think you, and out work you. While visitors might think local residents are delusional for thinking such thoughts, they don’t give two shits about your opinions for they are, after all, Superior and far above your negative jealousy. Over 25,000 Chuck Norris wannabes reside here. No one has ever failed a class here. The mayor wears a Superman outfit and stands proudly in front of the city hall. The city can be found on the western most point of the largest freshwater lake in the world called, of course, Lake Superior.

Are you an angel from Heaven or from Superior WI.

by Bobsgottaproblem December 27, 2024

Superior WI

The greatest city in the universe, hence the name “Superior.” People in Superior think they are better than you. They believe they can out drink you, out think you, and out work you. While visitors might think local residents are delusional for thinking such thoughts, the locals don’t give two shits about your opinions for they are, after all, Superior and far above your negative jealousy. Over 25,000 Chuck Norris wannabes reside here. No one has ever failed a class here. The mayor wears a Superman outfit and stands proudly in front of the city hall. The city can be found on the western most point of the largest freshwater lake in the world called, of course, Lake Superior.

Are you an angel from Heaven or from Superior WI?

by Bobsgottaproblem December 27, 2024

Superior WI

The greatest city in the universe, hence the name “Superior.” People in Superior think they are better than you. They believe they can out drink you, out think you, and out work you. While visitors might think local residents are delusional for thinking such thoughts, the locals don’t give two shits about your opinions for they are, after all, Superior and far above your negative jealousy. Over 25,000 Chuck Norris wannabes reside here. No one has ever failed a class here. The mayor wears a Superman outfit and stands proudly in front of the city hall. The city can be found on the western most point of the largest freshwater lake in the world called, of course, Lake Superior.

Are you an angel from Heaven or from Superior WI?

by Bobsgottaproblem December 27, 2024

Superior, Wisconsin

A town that has a freaking tavern on each block. Town consists of many alcoholic bastards who start their drinking at 10 am. If you live there, you are either a drunk, a pot head, or a sex addict, because frankly, there's nothing to do there.

Boy: 'Mom, where's dad?'
Mom: 'Well, what time is it honey?'
Boy: '10:34'
Mom: 'Well, seeing we live in Superior, Wisconsin, Daddy is at the bar.'

by your_dad_oh_yeah August 3, 2008