Super Brown 

When someone has the shits so bad they can shit into in the bathtub from the bedroom.

Man, I think I have superpowers. I did a super brown last night and didn’t spill a drop!

Super Brown by DrDez December 23, 2020

Soper and Brown 

The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.

Whoa, that dude is twirling like he’s on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.

Soper and Brown by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

taking the browns to the super bowl 

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

taking the browns to the super bowl by KRHimself July 24, 2004

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a shit.

Hey, got any reading material, I gotta take the browns to the super bowl.

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl by Agent_Orange March 19, 2004

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Taking a crap.

Be right back, guys... I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl by J.R. March 21, 2003

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl by jspringston July 7, 2008