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n. \sk-youks\

1. When you have to shit and vomit at the same time and can't decide which one is the most to important to do first.

2. Violent and abmornal anal evacuations of warm fluid coupled with intense, acute vomiting.
1. After eating his mother's meatloaf, Smitty was in the bathroom for three days with the skewks.
Skewks by dgff June 16, 2010
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any form of marijuana used in a smoking manner
for example: jays, blunts, dabs, etc.
used in a conversation:
“hey bruh lets run some fortnite im ready to pop out on n*ggas”
fasho let me hit the stewka right quick to give me tunnel vision”
stewka by Tsunami_D August 15, 2018
An amazing lady with great leggings and creative style in general. She is my personal hero and an amazing worker at family dollar.
"Suewoop" Can be used in every situation imaginable. But it is used best when starting or ending a sentence.
Suewoop by We love suewoop. December 17, 2018

The Stewkley Mentality 

The ability/choice to have an awesome time regardless of (and most of the time, in spite of) non-familiarity in location, circumstance or friend count.

Named after Stewkley, a small village outside Leighton Buzzard (see: middle of nowhere) where parties are held...for some fuckin' reason.

Coined by Lee & Joe of Sketch Comedy program "The ABTV Show".
"Yeah it was just Me and Corfield, at a Morris Dancing Festival, in Skegness, on a rainy November afternoon AAAAAND we weren't suited up BUT through the power of The Stewkley Mentality it was like we were partying with Bill Murray, in Vegas, on Crystal Meth AAAAAND my penis was made out of money. The ladies loved it."

Shewked and Bewked 

This is a phrase coined by the painter, designer, artist ChipWhitehouse on Twitch. It began with being "shook," which turned into "shewk," which became "sheweked" and was then rhymed with a made-up word "bewked." Does it mean anything really? No. Is it very fun to say? Yes.
Get shewked and bewked by this Twitch raid.

Spewkkake 

A step up from bukkake, but while the guys masturbating on the girl, she sticks her finger down each guy's throat, causing them to vomit on her as they drop their loads
The tailgate was great, but after the tequila started flowing, Michelle wanted to get dirty. We all knew we were gonna barf anyway, so we gave her a spewkkake.
Spewkkake by Luthinthal November 8, 2009